Painting fail.

Today I had not one, one two, not four, but SIX art lessons. And I have six more tomorrow! I am now having my mock GCSE exams, the first being a TEN HOUR art exam in which we just paint a picture.

Today I managed to drop my paint pallet AND STAND IN IT, wiping it all over the floor and giving me a pink and purple shoe. There is now a path of pink foot prints leading from the art dept. So I spent 10 mintues of my valuable art exam wiping the floor with Mr bubbly soap.

My final piece marracullously (how do you spell that) survived the mass paint explosion, and I am quite pleased with it. For the last 10 minutes I was outlining some things with some solvent abuse pens. Smelly. I am spending most of tomorrow outlining so I am going to be either HIGH or DEAD..

Meeeeooowwwww wooooowww

Today I took Em, my cat, for a walk in the local park. There is a large road near by our house, so she isnt allowed outside on her own as our other cat got run over. So, we let her out a string in our garden instead. My mum and I decided to take Em out for a walk in the park instead of the garden. We put her harness on, tied a string to the harness, tied the string to the basket and put Em in the basket.

Off we went to the park, and as soon as Em was in the carrier she began to meow and meow and meow. Hysterically. She always does this in her basket. This continused until we got to the large grassy field with a slide. We put her down and let her out. I’m not entirly sure if she liked it. I think Em was scared of being in a new place, and continued to meeeoooowww – ooowwww hysterically. She ran around, looking everywhere, still meowing. I picked her up to comfort her and she stopped. That made me feel really loved, because she wasn’t scared when I held her, like she was a 2 year old and was her mum. Anyway, we went for a look around the park with her. We looked at the slide, we looked at the tree and we looked at the basketball court. She carried on meowing and running around wildly. It was so funny, my mum and I running randomly round a muddy field with a tiny hysterical cat running after us. 

Then it rained. Em DID NOT like that atall, so we decided to call it a day. But Em refused to go back in her carry case (it used to be so easy when she was a kitten) but eventually we got her in. The second we got home she stopped meowing.

All in all, hilarious! And it got Em some good exercise.

Merde!!!!!!!!!!111

The French language is the most fucking horrible horrible difficult language! I just spent 2 effing hours trying to do this effing EFFING reading paper. I could not do ANY of the section 3 questions AT ALL. And I am not exaggerating, I could not read any of the text OR any of the questions LET ALONE write an effing answer in effing French. Even after I open up google translator to ‘help me with the harder words’ I end up translating EVERY SINGLE effing disgusting little French word, only to still FAIL at trying to get the answers. After two exercises I was actually at the point of crying/mental breakdown/death and I had to stop.
This is me trying to understand a French paragraph:
Jean-Lous is going something something cake going something something swimming pool something somethinf do something something and something something he something something.

WELL I SAY MERDE SHITE AND SHISSE TO THE SHTTING WHOLE EFFING LANGUAGE!

In conclusion, I am not so good at French.

Amazing flash animation from Korea

It is called ‘There she is!’
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/theresheis/

All aboard the fail train!

My dad tries to make dinner:

So our grand feast was: A small amount of tomato soup, carbonated bread and stale pringles.

Yum!

In other news, today I david said ‘I can never be scared by a computer screen’. Ha! I decided to prove him wrong! I remembered a VERY scary website I found when I was 9, which is horror(ble) house where you walk around it and click stuff and horrific images jump out. I was too scared to go on it my self so I got Harry and David to go on it. David put on his webcam and pointed it at the screen, but that was too scary aswell! Harry got through the whole thing in 10 mintues, but David and me too 2 hours. Id like to thank david for humouring me, and it was quite funny how scared we both got.